Anonymous asked: fuck's the beep test???
lemme tell u the story of my people son
the first beep goes off and you start off motivated and you feel like you can do this. The 20 metres feel like nothing, as you run, another beep goes forcing you to make it to the opposite side of the gym. The beeps get faster and faster as you cling for air, the children begin to drop. Slowly at first and then all at once. You just pray to god you arent the first to drop off. The beeps get faster and faster till you can take it no more. You go to the side, out of the other peoples way as their legs begin to buckle. You look over and you see the bodies of many lying limp on the floor. Some may even faint and be sent home. And that my son, is the story of the beep test.
10:09 pm • 1 April 2014 • 20,612 notes
what is snoop dogg even doing with his life
uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LION
no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy
7:36 pm • 29 March 2014 • 108,374 notes
Aussie Builders surprise public with loud empowering statements in new Snickers Australia Ad.
yo i really wanted to like this because it seemed like a really cool ad
but after actually watching it, it’s actually the most misogynistic and offensive piece of shit i have seen in a loNG time and i am pretty sad about it
because the joke at the end isn’t that this is how society should be, the joke is that these men aren’t being themselves, apparently due to their hunger.
as a female, you should be pissed because the implication is that the correct method of males interacting with you is by catcalling you and that’s perfectly normal and the fear and the lack of safety you feel is just a joke
and as a male, you should be pissed even more because the implication is that your normal state is a douchebag, that if you work in construction you have to believe in catcalling, that guys who actually believe in feminism are just in need of a snack break in order to snap back into reality
seriously ya had me and then ya lost me.
Oh, no, I’ve reblogged this a couple of times and hadnt actually watched it. Gorrammit.
Erm im pretty sure that they are trying to show that the men in the advert have just had a snikers and thats why they are in support of feminism and that they are trying to sell snikers using feminism as a tool which is pretty bad tbh but i still think they are in support of it and you guys have it backwards
4:50 pm • 27 March 2014 • 479,424 notes
beauty comes in all shapes and sizes
I’m pretty sure this is like the 5th time I’ve reblogged this because omg
(Source: naadaa11, via generalanesthetics)
1:21 am • 24 March 2014 • 500,769 notes
happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
5:05 pm • 20 March 2014 • 385,798 notes
What are those?
Those are Doritos.
seriously though, what the fuck are those?!
doritos. its an old bag design i know.
seriOUSLY GUYS THOUGH WHAT THE FUCKARE THOSE THINGS THEY’RE FREAKING ME THE FUCK OUT PLEASETELL ME THEYRE NOT ACTUALLY REAL
“nacho cheese” flavoured doritos brand corn chips
i reblog this post on sight
LET ME BE THE ONE TO RUIN THE PURPOSELY STUBBORN CHAIN OF REBLOGS AND EDUCATE THOSE WHO ACTUALLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT THESE ARE.
These are Giant Isopods, and yes they do exist; 100% r-e-a-l.
Where do these creatures lurk you may ask? They live waaaaay down in the depths of the ocean somewhere between 550-7,000ft. deep. You’ll probably never have the chance to see one of these crawling fossils… ;A;
Now, you think going a few hours without food is bad?
Even when you do actually have food in your house, but it doesn’t appeal to you? WELL THESE CRITTERS RIGHT HERE CAN GO FOUR YEARS WITHOUT ANY FOOD. WHEN THEY DO FIND FOOD THEY GORGE THEMSELVES TO IMMOBILITY.
I should also mention that these things are recorded as being around since before the continents even split.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE GIANT ISOPOD!
New question why are the giant isopods now on land eating doritos
(Source: ponyta, via properlydecapitatedpodmore)
11:55 pm • 4 March 2014 • 387,744 notes
“Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.”
— Noel Fielding (via larmoyante)
5:06 pm • 7 February 2014 • 8,005 notes